Holding Out For A Farmer

Here's something you may (or may not) find amusing to read for today.  I occasionally write silly WoW parodies for fun when the inspiration strikes me, and the other day I decided to do one to "Holding Out For A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler.  Tell me what ya think! ^_^

Where have all the botters gone,

And where is all the ore?

Where's the mining enthusiast,

To go get me some more?

Isn't there a gatherer upon an epic mount?

Late at night I post up my mats,

And I wait for a discount...

I need a farmer!

I'm holding out for a farmer 'til one sends me a tell!

He's gotta be cheap,

And he's gotta be fast,

And he's gotta have bags full to sell!

I need a farmer!

I'm holding out for a farmer who my price will compel!

He's gotta be stable,

And it's gotta be soon,

And he's gotta be able to spell.

Sometime after reset,

In my wildest fantasy,

Someone sees my post in trade --

C.o.D.s me as addressee!

Opening my mailbox, and using all the ore,

It's gonna take a whole army, to keep my stock in store!

I need a farmer!

I'm holding out for a farmer 'til one sends me a tell!

He's gotta be cheap,

And he's gotta be fast,

And he's gotta have bags full to sell!

I need a farmer!

I'm holding out for a farmer who my price will compel!

He's gotta be stable,

And it's gotta be soon,

And he's gotta be able to spell.

Out where Mt Hyjal meets the seas of Vash'Jir,

Out where there's nodes for all to see,

I would know there was someone out there,

Supplying me!

Through the peaks, and the droughts, and the bans,

And the campers and spam...

I will hope for a tell:

"I'll send all that I can."

(I'll send all that I can! I'll send all that I can! Ahhh~!)

I need a farmer!

I'm holding out for a farmer 'til one sends me a tell!

He's gotta be cheap,

And he's gotta be fast,

And he's gotta have bags full to sell!

I need a farmer!

I'm holding out for a farmer who my price will compel!

He's gotta be stable,

And it's gotta be soon,

And he's gotta be able to spell.